may the sex be with you

I’m home guys!! The trip was crazy! I’ll post some stories this weekend :) stay tuned xx

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A couple reminders for everybody headed back to school


• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• you are fabulous
• they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation
• one friend is better than no friends
• eat a healthy lunch
• take care of yourself
• please stay safe
• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• I love you

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Anonymous → Please post more smuts! I love how you write.

No ones submitting anymore stories!! And I don’t write them dear, amazing authors do xx


Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

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I started off knowing very little about his work, but as I grew older I discovered that the silly man I loved watching was capable of so much more, I laughed I cried and I was inspired.

Such an amazing man, I’m sad to see him go.

Goodbye old friend

Robin Williams 7/21/1951 - 8/11/2014

Thank you for all the laughs you’ve given me over the years. Thank you for Mork and Mindy. Thank you for Good Will Hunting. Thank you for the many amazing works you’ve given us. I’ve never cried over a death so hard like I did today for you. Rest in peace.
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Anonymous → Do you really model for Abercrombie..?! 😱

Yes!! Always a pleasure xx

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Anonymous → How do you properly make out with someone? I've made out with guys before but I can't keep from wondering if I'm doing right or not


Well to me it sounds like your doing wonderfully!! If you’ve made out with lots of guys then it probably means your doing well!
But if you’re still a little insecure here are some hints on whether or not you’re a good kisser:
-Does he keep coming back for more? If so, you’re doing a good job.
-Does your breath smell nice? (It’s always a plus if the person you’re kissing tastes like peppermint)
-Where does he put his hands when he kisses you?
~waist/boobs/butt = good kisser
~hanging by his side = maybe not so great

Hope this helped and solved some of your questions!!! xx

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Anonymous → and no if youre a virgin you wont know shit, youd be confused and you would have pain. you obviously wouldnt understand because youre wasting your life on writing porn about a fucking boyband.

Let me give you some facts about myself sweetie:
-I’m 22 and done with college
-I’ve been dating my boyfriend since senior year of high school
-I’m leaving for a grand European adventure with him in 10 hours
-And my first time was fucking amazing. I felt barely any pain and I gave a pretty damn good blowjob too
-I model for Abercrombie, Brandy Melville and Triangl Swimwear so obviously I’m not wasting my time
This is honestly the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life thank you. If you have a problem with this blog then leave darlin. It sounds like you need to get out more. I think it’s you who’s wasting their life.

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